Last night, The Collar and Game Boy were playing backgammon. I asked Game Boy why it bothers him to lose to his dad, but not to me. He said: "Because Dad is lower class than you."
The Wiz, to his father, "You only won because I blew the dice good!"
Tonight, while playing dominoes, the Wiz said, "I'm getting ready to rob a salad bar."
Really, I just live here.
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Rob a salad bar, huh? Interesting....
Now THOSE are funny! Aren't kids the best? I wrote lots of those comments down when my dd was little. My favorite?
(she was in the bathtub, with a little toy boat):
"Ok, all you Vikes, let's start viking!"
Well, he said he was hungry!
The viking quote *is* funny, too.
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