Last night, The Collar and Game Boy were playing backgammon. I asked Game Boy why it bothers him to lose to his dad, but not to me. He said: "Because Dad is lower class than you."
The Wiz, to his father, "You only won because I blew the dice good!"
Tonight, while playing dominoes, the Wiz said, "I'm getting ready to rob a salad bar."
Really, I just live here.